The Dominion of Oslasa82 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.674 billion Oslasa82ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa82ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,986 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', calling dibs is an unalienable right, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa82's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa82 is ranked 51,647^th in the world and 3,080^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,219.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.