The Republic of Oslasa63 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.677 billion Oslasa63ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa63ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,383 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa63's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oslasa63 is ranked 283,347^th in the world and 10,760^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.