The Republic of Oslasa25 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.668 billion Oslasa25ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa25ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,326 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa25's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Oslasa25 is ranked 3,532nd in the world and 253rd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 271.64 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oslasa25 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Oslasa25.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa25, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
