The Parliamentary Democracy of Oshenheim is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Adrian Talos with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.773 billion Oshenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulsheim. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Oshenian economy, worth 288 trillion Kyries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,201 Kyries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and a degree in Chancellor Adrian Talos Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oshenheim's national animal is the Ragdoll Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Lutheranism.

Oshenheim is ranked 10,874^th in the world and 4^th in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,734.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.