The Constitutional Monarchy of Orderradionstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.037 billion Orderradionstanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Orderradionstanian economy, worth 379 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 186,453 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orderradionstan's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orderradionstan is ranked 72,424^th in the world and 3,346^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.