The Federation of Ordennya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Clas Markussen with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.811 billion Ordennyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Västdal. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ordennyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,959 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Clas Markussen knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Ordennya has found 5 easter eggs), trains and passengers alike are often late, Prime Minister Clas Markussen reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. Ordennya's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ordennya is ranked 273,816^th in the world and 28^th in Ajax for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.