The United Socialist States of Onnereilaw is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 1.598 billion Onnereilawians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Healthcare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The thriving Onnereilawian economy, worth 93.2 trillion Latinums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,312 Latinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,200 per year while the poor average 10,443, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Onnereilaw's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onnereilaw is ranked 209,879^th in the world and 184^th in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.