The Rogue Nation of Oitesimah is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.316 billion Oitesimahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oitesimahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,880 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,889 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all products in Oitesimah are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oitesimah's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oitesimah is ranked 31,638^th in the world and 2,085^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,318.53 Standard Monetary Units.