The United Kingdom of Oceaniesia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 220 million Oceanesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oceanic economy, worth 14.3 trillion Dalas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,081 Dalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oceaniesia's national animal is the Polynesian Megapode, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oceaniesia is ranked 99,253^rd in the world and 39^th in Council of Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.