The Republic of OPF is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by OPFNo 1 with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.754 billion OPFians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attyah. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OPFian economy, worth 939 trillion Deteris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,724 Deteris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OPF's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

OPF is ranked 14,439^th in the world and 713^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,367.56 on the Gilded Widget Scale.