The Crowd of Numaibicii is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Main Bull with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.51 billion Suicidals are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parashul Meu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Numaibiciian economy, worth a remarkable 1,354 trillion stones a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,862 stones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,287,228 per year while the poor average 2,411, a ratio of 948 to 1.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Numaibicii's national animal is the Romanian, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Degeneratism.

Numaibicii is ranked 290,739^th in the world and 11,312^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.