The Republic of Nsns73 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.864 billion Nsns73ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns73ian economy, worth 382 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,635 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns73's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nsns73 is ranked 275,206^th in the world and 4,825^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.