The Republic of Nsns167 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.735 billion Nsns167ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns167ian economy, worth 344 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,950 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,972 per year while the poor average 30,773, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns167's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nsns167 is ranked 274,615^th in the world and 5,087^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.