The Union Republics of Nosvokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Council Premier Valentyna Schastlivtsev with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.396 billion Nosvokians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yocow. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nosvokian economy, worth 374 trillion Nosvokian Rublyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 32,888 Nosvokian Rublyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nosvokia has designated Yocow as its capital city and Council Premier Valentyna Schastlivtsev has just been declared ruler of Nosvokia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nosvokia's national animal is the Nosvokian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nosvokia is ranked 192,177^th in the world and 56^th in Estovakia for Most Armed, with 0.27 weapons per person.