The Republic of Nosavo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Željko KomiÄ with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.944 billion Nosavoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The very strong Nosavoan economy, worth 179 trillion Leks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 60,885 Leks, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nosavo's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Nosavo is ranked 22,831^st in the world and 35^th in Barbaria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,571.65 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.