Population | 6.894 billion |
Capital | Dalboe |
Leader | President Victoria Mottram |
Currency | doubloon |
Animal | cobalt eagle |
The Republic of Norrho is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Victoria Mottram with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.894 billion Norrhans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalboe. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Norrhan economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 200,732 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Sex changes are routinely performed at Norrho's hospitals, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norrho's national animal is the cobalt eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Norrho is ranked 8,579th in the world and 190th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 131,935.53 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, sex changes are routinely performed at Norrho's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, President Victoria Mottram's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Norrho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in Norrho, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.