The Republic of Nomir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gary with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.458 billion Nomirites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The powerhouse Nomirian economy, worth 654 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,297 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and Gary's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomir's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ya know whatever floats your boat.

Nomir is ranked 27,791^st in the world and 1,776^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 77.44 kickbacks per hour.