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Most Devout: 3,317thMost Armed: 6,437thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,810th
The People's Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ora et Labora
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nokeha

Population3.618 billion

CapitalMagna Nokeha
LeaderAristide Biagio Riva
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyReal
AnimalHarpy Eagle

The People's Kingdom of Nokeha is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aristide Biagio Riva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.618 billion Nokehians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Nokeha. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nokehian economy, worth 545 trillion Reais a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,867 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, children are expected to carve their own toys, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokeha's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Nokeha is ranked 133,816th in the world and 6,796th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

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Most Devout: 3,317thMost Armed: 6,437thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,881stMost Cultured: 8,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,689thLowest Crime Rates: 10,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,809thLargest Governments: 13,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,317thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,409thMost Authoritarian: 16,487thHealthiest Citizens: 16,539thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,613thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,921stSmartest Citizens: 22,143rdMost Conservative: 22,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,867thMost Efficient Economies: 24,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,559th
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Most Devout: 189th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 299th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 471st in the regionMost Armed: 504th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 612th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 655th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 712th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 725th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 786th in the regionLargest Governments: 842nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 852nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 904th in the regionMost Conservative: 913th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,093rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nokeha's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Nokeha, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Nokeha's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Nokeha's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Nokeha, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Nokeha, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Nokeha altered its national flag.
  • : Nokeha was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Nokeha ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Nokeha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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