The Republic of Nkbpuppet59 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.222 billion Nkbpuppet59ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nkbpuppet59ian economy, worth 386 trillion NKBS a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 91,569 NKBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nkbpuppet59's national animal is the NKB, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nkbpuppet59 is ranked 201,854^th in the world and 8,075^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 43.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.