The Republic of Nkbpuppet55 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.289 billion Nkbpuppet55ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The all-consuming Nkbpuppet55ian economy, worth 463 trillion nkbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,159 nkbs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Nkbpuppet55 has found 2 easter eggs), and farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nkbpuppet55's national animal is the nkb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nkbpuppet55 is ranked 70,158^th in the world and 96^th in Kowloon for Most Patriotic, with 20.03 flags saluted per person per day.