The Principality of Nioya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Jaden with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.305 billion Nioyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musica. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nioyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,275 trillion Denaris a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 153,747 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, many marriages end in murder, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nioya's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Episcopal Church of Nioya.

Nioya is ranked 24,908^th in the world and 9^th in Scandinavia for Most Patriotic, with 42.5 flags saluted per person per day.