The Republic of Ninglor is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.505 billion Ninglorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Ninglorian economy, worth 338 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,505 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,710 per year while the poor average 12,545, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Ninglor's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ninglor is ranked 94,517^th in the world and 1,308^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.