The Republic of Neurontin is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.896 billion Neurontinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neurontinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,830 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neurontin's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neurontin is ranked 22,885th in the world and 1,482nd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 950.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neurontin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Neurontin, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
