The Kingdom of Neuebremen is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 546 million Neuebremenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meuneria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The strong Neuebremenian economy, worth 35.1 trillion Neuebremenian Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,288 Neuebremenian Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,897 per year while the poor average 8,355, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Neuebremen's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neuebremen is ranked 234,158^th in the world and 4,033^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.