The Incorporated States of Nerdland is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.76 billion Nerds live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Nerd economy, worth 194 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,829 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,461 per year while the poor average 10,572, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nerdland's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nerdland is ranked 97,645^th in the world and 23^rd in belgium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.