The Kingdom of Neo-Andora is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Phoenix with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.518 billion Neo-Andorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motorsport City. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Neo-Andoran economy, worth 91.0 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,914 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, many friends and relatives of Alexander Phoenix have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Andora's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Neo-Andora is ranked 108,027^th in the world and 8^th in Arizona for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,205.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.