The Most Serene Republic of Nemo-patriae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.271 billion Nemoes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poets. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nemo-patriaean economy, worth 141 trillion grainss of dirt a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,351 grainss of dirt, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nemo-patriae's national animal is the Nemo animalis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nemo-patriae is ranked 142,143^rd in the world and 14^th in Banaanvraag for Largest Populations, with 3.27 billion capita.