The Holy Empire of Narue is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lucard with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.326 billion Narueans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Travesty. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naruean economy, worth a remarkable 3,341 trillion Quazars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 271,102 Quazars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, cities are engulfed by smog, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narue's national animal is the Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naruianism.

Narue is ranked 223,737^th in the world and 8,315^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 430.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.