The Republic of Narfaosiinne is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.571 billion Narfaosiinneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narfaosiinnean economy, worth 784 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,328 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is a law against "filthy foreign food", stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, and men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfaosiinne's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narfaosiinne is ranked 1,960^th in the world and 66^th in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 77,177.67 Standard Monetary Units.