The Queendom of Nacchan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.825 billion Nacchanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Nacchanian economy, worth 52.7 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,766 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nacchan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nacchan is ranked 109,706^th in the world and 1,758^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 176.05 on the Clooney Contribution Index.