The Republic of NSCardFarmer5 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.893 billion NSCardFarmer5ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving NSCardFarmer5ian economy, worth 471 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,001 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSCardFarmer5's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NSCardFarmer5 is ranked 62,279^th in the world and 3,459^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,131.63 on the Gilded Widget Scale.