The Republic of NSCardFarmer2 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.158 billion NSCardFarmer2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient NSCardFarmer2ian economy, worth 622 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,140 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,396 per year while the poor average 21,692, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSCardFarmer2's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NSCardFarmer2 is ranked 243,094^th in the world and 8,976^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.