The Republic of NSCardFarmer13 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.583 billion NSCardFarmer13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The all-consuming NSCardFarmer13ian economy, worth 532 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,314 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NSCardFarmer13's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSCardFarmer13 is ranked 60,731^st in the world and 3,316^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 23.16 flags saluted per person per day.