The Incorporated States of NSC95 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.028 billion NSC95ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,613 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,163 per year while the poor average 46,546, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC95's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC95 is ranked 88,260^th in the world and 977^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.03 billion capita.