The Incorporated States of NSC212 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.001 billion NSC212ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC212ian economy, worth 935 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,873 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,775 per year while the poor average 38,774, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, replacement organs are grown in vats, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC212's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC212 is ranked 88,674^th in the world and 1,056^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.00 billion capita.