The Republic of NONENONE is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 2.699 billion NONENONEians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving NONENONEian economy, worth 244 trillion NOES a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,617 NOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NONENONE's national animal is the NONE, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NONENONE is ranked 7,707^th in the world and 1^st in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Most Armed, with 11.43 weapons per person.