The Borderlands of N97234 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.045 billion N97234ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient N97234ian economy, worth 888 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,026 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, the weather in N97234 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N97234's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N97234 is ranked 284,029^th in the world and 10,825^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.