The Borderlands of N59016 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.017 billion N59016ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient N59016ian economy, worth 765 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,262 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Lazarus, and stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded N59016 to disarm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N59016's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

N59016 is ranked 10,469^th in the world and 590^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.