The Borderlands of N55539 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.989 billion N55539ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient N55539ian economy, worth 866 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,616 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, even secular N55539ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N55539's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
N55539 is ranked 288,026th in the world and 10,820th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.13 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N55539, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : N55539 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, even secular N55539ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in N55539, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in N55539, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
