The Republic of N2oha is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.188 billion N2ohans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient N2ohan economy, worth 240 trillion second best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,098 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N2oha's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N2oha is ranked 261,877^th in the world and 196^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.