The Republic of Munieeeeeeeeee is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.523 billion Munieeeeeeeeeeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Munieeeeeeeeeean economy, worth 327 trillion munies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,988 munies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Firing squads regularly execute dissidents, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Munieeeeeeeeee's national animal is the munie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Munieeeeeeeeee is ranked 40,923^rd in the world and 2,067^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 105.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.