The Republic of Msirraepp is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.791 billion Msirraeppians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Msirraeppian economy, worth 851 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,445 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Msirraepp's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Msirraepp is ranked 283,765^th in the world and 912^th in Two for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.