The Dictatorship of Moziland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by big scary man with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.877 billion Mozilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what capital. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mozilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion mozils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,889 mozils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moziland's national animal is the Minecraft creeper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is work.

Moziland is ranked 15,398^th in the world and 761^st in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,153.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.