The Enlightened Despotic Regime of MoxieStadt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Moxie Lola Krasinski with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.563 billion MoxieStadtians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olyesti. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MoxieStadtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion Bijous a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 114,727 Bijous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the comic book series 'Moxie Lola Krasinski and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MoxieStadt's national animal is the Chimeric Tsundere, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Enlightened Way of Kyosama.

MoxieStadt is ranked 8,606^th in the world and 493^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.98 law-abiding acts per hour.