The People's Republic of Mordistan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 563 million Mordistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mord. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The strong Mordistanian economy, worth 30.5 trillion morstan ks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,249 morstan ks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mordistan's national animal is the Tasmanian tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mordistan is ranked 177,968^th in the world and 346^th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 461.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.