The Protectorate of Moon87 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The democratic population of 2.412 billion Moon87ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Moon87ian economy, worth 86.2 trillion junk values a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,746 junk values, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Moon87, gun ownership is compulsory, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Moon87 flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moon87's national animal is the packs, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Moon87 is ranked 227,514^th in the world and 1,525^th in TPFKAQ for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.