The Republic of Montzinger is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.96 billion Montzingerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The Montzingerian economy, worth 162 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,809 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Montzinger's national animal is the tiger.

Montzinger is ranked 51,821^st in the world and 1,456^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 2.01 weapons per person.