The Republic of Molies90 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.086 billion Molies90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,553 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies90's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies90 is ranked 4,157th in the world and 321st in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 250.49 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies90 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most Patriotic, and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Molies90 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Molies90, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
