The Republic of Molies84 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.062 billion Molies84ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies84ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,493 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies84's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies84 is ranked 288,228^th in the world and 11,208^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.