Population | 7.313 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of Molies6 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.313 billion Molies6ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molies6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,472 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War vets look after war animals, golden statues of elephants line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies6's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies6 is ranked 27,856th in the world and 1,760th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,674.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, golden statues of elephants line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Following new legislation in Molies6, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.